Prescott and Winterton

Lord Bonkers writes exclusively for Liberal England:

In recent days, in the course of my exploration of the electric Internet, I have come across a number of more or less veiled references to a supposed dalliance between Mr John Prescott and my old friend Sir Nicholas Winterton.

Let me say with all the authority at my disposal that there is not a scintilla of truth in this scurrilous rumour.

I have urged Sir Nicholas to place the matter in the hands of his solicitor without delay.