Monday, November 26, 2007

Lord Bonkers' Diary: Ming's Community Canvass Week

Liberator 322 has reached subscribers, so it is time to start printing Lord B's latest Diary.

It was when poor Ming launched his “Community Canvass Week” that I knew the writing was on the wall for him.

I heard all about in the Bonkers’ Arms one evening over a pint of Smithson & Greaves Northern Bitter. (The regular patrons of this excellent establishment learn to eschew the dreadful gassy Dahrendofr Lager.) “I had that Mingis fellow of yours around this afternoon, “ said one of my fellow topers.

“He was asking me what I thought about the way the world was going and what the Government ought to do about it. It was strange,” he added, after taking a reflective draw upon his pint, “I should have thought that if he wanted to be Prime Minister he would have had a pretty firm idea himself.”

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